Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] Amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric, Nigel, Tommy. What about rules, Honey? Alice. This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. What? Who is this, babe? Matilda JR . You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. MISS TRUNCHBULL Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . The teacher's clearly falling short. My mummy says I'm a miracle. But wrong. guy . MATILDA . MISS TRUNCHBULL . How far can you go? BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. The hat rack is taken away. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. It's been . MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. NIGEL, TOMMY . NIGEL lies down on the ground. But learning a language is over the top . MATILDA WOMAN: That's right, honey. MISS HONEY The Wormwoods laugh. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. ALICE and HORTENSIA And I will Teach you a thing or two. Oh, my lovely hair! Good hair means a good brain. He surely can't! Between you and it, BIG KIDS enter menacingly behind the gate. Flashbulbs go off. This miracle . If you always take it on the chin and wear it, MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. pregnant! I think I'm gonna keep this on. Innocent victims of their story. by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. And that's not a hint, by the way. He was very kind. MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. MISS TRUNCHBULL It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. . Perhaps I'll wait. [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] Oh, that's where it's at! . MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. . From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? WOMAN: Well, take another! Must be a strong comedic actor. "Lovely"? MATILDA Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). A student at school with Matilda. It's not even eight thirty! "thinking". I don't know. . MISS HONEY TOMMY And if you cry it will be double. MR WORMWOOD If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Your old man is going to work. I don't know. I got carried away. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Yes! And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Seven times two is fourteen. Please! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. And so you think you're able Nobody but me is gonna change my story. Musical Theatre Quotes. Yes. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. STREAM NOW. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. . And the second part is Chokey! No, it's fine. You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. The alphabet? Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. Oh, yes. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Extra strong. DOCTOR The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! Did you hear what he said? 2. [His stomach growls.] Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. . MATILDA And so, the great day arrived! She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Here in the library again, are we? A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN Look what you've done, you stupid woman. BIG KID [BEN] Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. MATILDA MISS HONEY MATILDA . Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. Just because you find that life's not fair, it The school bell rings and all the children march out. Now, that is how you do it! MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. Not yet, anyway. She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. CHILDREN No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. . MRS PHELPS MISS TRUNCHBULL She hadn't seen a doctor until she was five, since her parents had simply forgotten she'd be in need of healthcare. MRS WORMWOOD RUDOLPHO MATILDA Cover yourself in chocolate glory! MISS TRUNCHBULL . This is Rudolpho! Ciao, Rudolpho. But it's a truth empirical Brand new stock, sir! MAN: Have you seen his school report? You don't use sympathy or tenderness. And so you think you're A-ble ALL GIRLS MISS TRUNCHBULL Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Please! With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. Why? With your stupid books and your stupid reading. But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . DOCTOR In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. Loud, loud, loud, loud! MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. What is your name? But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity This living 'ell. But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. Look at mummy. They are good runners, sir. Smile for mother! In a musical, in the second act, there's often . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS take off their blazers and throw them on top of him. It's just pathetic! . Neigh! Look at these trophies. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Is a miracle! Now available for a limited licensing window! MISS HONEY enters and erases the board. MRS WORMWOOD "Patience, my love," the husband replied. MRS WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD . Mr Wormwood! In . Back before my life had ended, Restores my faith in human kind. . Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. What can I do? A little less flat, a lot more heel. Whatever you do, just don't give in. . My hands are tied. BIG KID [RYAN] Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. Twelve times two is twenty-four. MR WORMWOOD Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. "tomato"? And people would come from miles around: kings! In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Before my happy days were over, You have to stay inside the circle all the time. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? . The endings are often a little bit gory! MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. If you sit around and let them get on top, you [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. Might have been nice, MISS TRUNCHBULL And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Mrs Phelps? And I will teach you a thing or two. Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Come on!] "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. Not a jot! READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . But if I try I can remeMber, A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. MISS HONEY Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] Just so you all know, she's my best friend! . MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD What am I gonna do? She sat down, and when she got up . You have to force the little squits to toe the line! You have got to be MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! As I started my spin, did I look at the view? Now get out. BIG KIDS You're just wasting energy, Look, am I fat? That's not right. Just you wait for phys-ed! A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Yes. Join the StageAgent community to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Crowd! Oh, my good Lord. MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Hup, two, four, free. Just knock on the door. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! And . Knock on the door, Jenny. BRUCE . Words Of Wisdom. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. That's not fair! . Lord knows we've tried. We never thought it was possible, Matilda's been here all morning. Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . I ate the lot! Two times two is four. You are not alone. . Lights up. I didn't do anything! She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. MISS HONEY Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. Dennis Kelly I can be a soldier. I shall pound you. Nothing will change. MRS WORMWOOD [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. Stop. . But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? I'll have her for that. Like you, I was (Q) curious, With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. A 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community begins to worry that his glamorous company could be hiding disturbing secrets. So innocent I asked a thousand questions. Yes! Matilda! You are guilty, because you are a fiend. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. . All right! In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! MATILDA I am off to bleach my roots . Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . And it isn't wide enough to sit. Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. Get out of it! [She turns the screens back on.]. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; A single slice, Isn't there something you can do? [to MATILDA] You! And remember to be eXtremely careful. You've made an awful error. Strong singer and dancer. 22. . Though Mr. Wormwood is not a good person and he is mean to Matilda, his . The Lord of the Rings . Jack and Jill went up the hill Yourself, Matilda? A beautiful, beautiful little girl. It's the mileage. To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. Now, look. Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? Me, me, me, me. We all get carried away sometimes. I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. Ahh! A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. So she's learned a few tricks. Oh, yes. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MISS TRUNCHBULL I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . have you read a whole book? He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. Where is the maggot known as Nigel? Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. I think he blinked. YoU listen here, my dear, MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. That's it! You're off to school in a few days' time. Indeed, sir. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, I . This must confirm, Bruce, It hovers above him. I've got a whole house to look after! You could have heard a fly burp. She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. Auuurrrgh! Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. Yes, Miss Trunchbull! My mummy says I'm a miracle. 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. BIG KID [BEN] CHILDREN That is the biggest hug in the world. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. As me. MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. I'll tell you when you are full. And if you want to teach success, I believe that . School is really fun, according to my mum. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. MR WORMWOOD Not the end of your nose. Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. With an owchie . Alice has some solo lines, so. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. See how they shine? I'm not crying because it's sad. They were written that way: MISS TRUNCHBULL "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. . NIGEL MRS WORMWOOD Three times two is six. And always keep your feet inside the line! Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? AMANDA I am a princess! MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh, it's Miss Honey. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. Come stai? Well, you got a light. A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. We're rehearsing. BRUCE Knock on the door, Jenny. The more that you try, [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. DOCTOR MATILDA MAN: So hilarious. This child is a girl. But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. MRS PHELPS What? I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. . Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. You You gotta be loud! MR WORMWOOD Didn't we?! MISS HONEY Whether you like it or not. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. And Jenny's outside. MISS TRUNCHBULL Oliver Twist . Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. And yet every single life, CHILDREN 1 BIG KID [TAYLOR] Wise Words. And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. What are you talking about? Of course. Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays,Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays - The Number One magazine feat. Well, then stop her reading! You're being pathetic! Just knock on the door. You just need to keep your feet inside the line. MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. Look at you trying to hide, silly. . MISS HONEY Matilda, you are so smart. The Secret Garden . Oh, it's nothing like that. She'll call a truce, Bruce. Whoa! It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! . You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. MATILDA This child doesn't have a "thingie" . We must find out how it ends. . Don't hide it under a bushel. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. How do you do this? His fingie. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. . Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from ], MISS HONEY [He tries and fails to pull his hat off, tugging on it several times.] What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! Hmm. MATILDA is t he story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.. SYNOPSIS: Inspired by the twisted genius of Roald Dahl, the Tony Award-winning Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical is the captivating masterpiece from the Royal Shakespeare Company that revels in the anarchy of childhood, the power of imagination . DOCTOR MR WORMWOOD "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. You're just wasting enerGy, Oh, very rich. Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. Oh, you stupid man. A weakling? OLDER KIDS For men. have you read a whole book? Ow! "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". [to MATILDA] This is your fault. RUDOLPHO Matilda? I can see The biggest burp I had ever heard about! MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. What a pleasure to see you. No, sir. Bruce! . Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. She holds the hat out to him. MATILDA The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. I have suffered in this Jail, . Hortensia . I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! MAN: I think he blinked. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? MATILDA When the hinges creak and the door is closed, Lost your appetite? And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. 23. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! Matilda JR - Musical. "It is our destiny ". as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. Mum, would you like to hear a story? MRS PHELPS ? Oh, parle Italiano? [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] That didn't happen. Oh, yes. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. Well, take another! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring in . Before my happy days were Over, Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. MISS HONEY Just knock on the door . Her mind is incredible. MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. Past Lavender. MATILDA THE MUSICAL. There's more the second part. Well done, Bogtrotter. Starring: Alisha Weir,Emma Thompson,Lashana Lynch. Marvellous. What am I? MR WORMWOOD Every life I bring into this world Stand back, son! Every life is a miracle! MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. Broadway Quotes. His whatchamacallit. My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. Quite a long way, I think. Every life is a miracle! news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. [He sits down in a zen position.]. A member of the mafia! CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. MATILDA Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] RUDOLPHO Subscribe Musical Quotes. MISS HONEY The stage goes black. Is it some modern miracle of calculus Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. A contract is a contract is a contract! . We have everything . Matilda The Musical is the multi-award winning musical from the Royal Shakespeare Company, inspired by the beloved book by the incomparable Roald Dahl.. With book by Dennis Kelly and original songs by Tim Minchin, Matilda The Musical is the story of an extraordinary little girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. MISS HONEY But the "tomato" is a very good word. Of course I am. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! The chances of existence almost infinitely small. MRS PHELPS The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Vocal range: C3 - E4. Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. CHILDREN BIG KIDS And if it's not right, Right. The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Alice has some solo lines, so. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. . MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. I'm in the zone, doll! Stood! Results may vary. Matilda, that . Patience, my love. New York, NY, Linda Ray . READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, Ten! Music Theater. A party entertainer enters with balloons. MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA CHILDREN 1 COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. MATILDA New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Like Romeo and Juliet, And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! RUDOLPHO BIG KID [BEN] Oh, right. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? MRS WORMWOOD You haven't got time for "but". Hide me! DOCTOR . Big personality. The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. I'm not guilty! How dare they speak to me like that! MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. Although Matilda features many iconic . This boy's got no fingie. My daddy says I'm a bore. MRS WORMWOOD You can read words. MISS HONEY Listen to this: "It was the best of times. Oh, Matilda. Is it time for school yet, mum? It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. I told them, I said, "Hey. Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. Rumble. ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! Even if you're little, you can do a lot. A little less fact, a lot more feel. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] WOMAN: Smile for mummy! Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Yes. They're individual! MR WORMWOOD amanda, hortensia An idiot? RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! Right. This living 'eLl. I hate pigtails! Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Oh, cook . One times two is two. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. I'll tell you tomorrow. And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. . MISS HONEY Calculate this! . Maybe. A bell rings. But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . . MATILDA: Absolute silence. CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. Miss Honey's aunt. Instead, she's found me. But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. You should read it. Look at him go! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. It ' s tough to capture the magic and energy of a Tony and Olivier Award-winning stage musical in the form of a film, but the new adaptation of Roald Dahl ' s Matilda: The Musical does just thatand now that it ' s on Netflix, everyone has a chance to witness the spectacle.. With music and lyrics by Tim Minchin, the incredible adaptation of the classic novel breathes fresh air into Matilda . Please! [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD Matilda's girl classmates. "Right"? 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